Five Weeks and Baby Einsteins

Reasons why Grandma Shen thinks the babies are geniuses:

- When she asks Sam in Chinese if he's hungry ("Ni uh bu uh?"), he replies "Uh uh uh" which means, of course, "Hungry"
- Sam appears to have super human strength when he's screaming his head off for milk. Many a shirt collar have already been stretched out by a tiny little hand
- Sam also screamed his head off during the first two weeks whenever he got his diaper changed, which Grandma said was because he remembered being circumcised
- Eva likes to poop while getting her rear end washed so we put her over the toilet, and Grandma considers that potty training
- Eva involuntarily smiles a lot, but Grandma swears that she giggles as well (and that it's not involuntary)
- They both appear to be able to sense when the rest of us are entering REM sleep and choose that time to start screaming!